Newsflash- I am now 1 year old and have learned a lot in this short time. My biggest lessons:
Don't chase things that buzz or crawl.
Don't steal the Thanksgiving turkey carcass.
Don't drag my little brother around by his pants.
Don't drink beer with pretty girls at Frat parties.
Do go swimming every chance I get.
Do put my head on mom's shoulder when were driving around in her mini (she always smiles).
Do nudge my dad in the middle of the night to go out (he hates cleaning up diarrhea in the morning).
Don't drag home baby turkeys, doesn't matter how gentle I am.
oh and so so so much more. Happy Birthday Me